Saturday, June 13, 2009

The 'M' Word

Alright...let's assess. Perhaps it's just because I'm in Utah...or that I know a large number of Mormons. Seriously though people - what's with getting hitched? I mean, hell, we're barely in our 20's (some of us at least...) and we're already donning the white dress, crazy amounts of hairspray, and plastering smiles on.

Let's not deny the fact that yes, occasionally I wouldn't mind being one of those girls with the long veils. This desire is tamed by the knowledge of several things:

  • Studies show that marriages at younger ages have higher divorce rates.


  • I have a hell of a lot left to explore and play around with.


  • I refuse to settle.


  • I really need to live on my own before settling down.


  • I like my personal space and life. Hell, I love going to bed alone and being able to sprawl out.


  • If I really need the white pretty dress, that's what pretending and going to wedding stores is for...as is the jewelry store game that I've perfected with several friends.

I think we're used to hearing about the magic of weddings, honeymoons, etc. We've all heard about the honeymoon effect as well. Plus, if we're going to get down to it, there are a lot of benefits that go out the window once you get hitched.

  • Using the parentals' insurance is gone.


  • Personal time/space is nixed.


  • Friends? What friends?


  • Is it ok to skip a day of showering...probably not...now someone else has to smell you too.


  • If you sleep with someone, you can't play solitaire on your ipod as easily.


  • Guys snore.


  • When can you have a good cry?

See what I'm saying? Yes, getting married will be an incredible occasion...in 7 years. I have so much growing up and learning to do. For now, I'll look at pictures of wedding dresses and fantasize about colors and themes...and take comfort that I don't have to worry about money, grumpy in-laws, and a cold-footed groom. Ah the joys of imagination.

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