The 'Do's and Dont's' of Getting the Girl

Let's start with the bad news, shall we?

What NOT to do:

• text at early hours
• text repeatedly when I have not responded to the first one. You're coming on too strong and I'm already annoyed with you.
• stare at my chest and/or ass. I'm here fyi...
• make me feel expendable
• ask me if I'm having a fun time or if I'm ok over...and over...and over.
• poke and prod. If I want to talk, I will. Don't push me.
• talk about marriage on the first date. No, I will not be your sugar momma so that you can stay home and watch the kids...talk about disturbing.
• insult my political, ideological, social views. It's always a good plan to keep politics, capital punishment, abortion, suicide, diets, etc., off the table for as long as possible. Oh, and nix the exes. I don't care what Sarah or Amanda did that was terrible...or great. Just don't give a shit.
• ask me if you're 'good'...or how you compare with other guys. Annoying, impossible to answer, and fucked up in general.
• ask me for 'naughty' or 'dirty' pictures. It goes back to the whole respect concept...novel isn't it?
• be obliviously rude and degrading.

What TO Do To Win The Girl:

• come prepared with a general but flexible date plan.
• smell yummy
• look good...but not over the top. Show me that you've taken the time to make yourself presentable but not to the point where it looks like all you want is to get laid.
• please...whatever you do...don't try too hard. Desperate is a HUGE turn-off. It's time to realize this.
• Comment on something other than what I'm wearing...generally eyes or...hey! perhaps a personality trait!
• share yourself with me. Tell me what makes you special...don't brag though.
• attempt to be slightly intuitive...listen for cues. I'll give them.
• laugh
• admit your faults but show your strengths.
• like dogs and cats.
• cook.
• give amazing back rubs
• make me happy.

It may sound complicated but I promise, in the beginning, it's more about what NOT to do. Leave me intrigued. Suggest that I give You a call. It shows you have confidence in yourself and respect my decisions. Always a good combo. End the night with a good hug and a smile. Don't try for a kiss...don't try to gush to me about how much fun you've had. It should be apparent either way. Last but not least, don't ask me the night went for me...I'll let you know. Wait until the next day or the day after to text me.

So there you go, gentlemen. Read it and follow. Your chances with both me and basically any girl will improve exponentially if you do.

That's all for now. Be.